sighiatus
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Translation:
LeParisien (French newspaper) “The First baby of the year, in Auvergne, has two mommies!”
AbbéGrosJean (Catholic Priest) “Dear Journalists, quick reminder of your biology classes, a baby can’t have two mothers, he has one mother and the mother has a partner”.
Eric Fallourd (From the “Ecologie” (left) party in France, works at the Assembly): “When you believe a story where a virgin woman gives birth to God’s child, you’re not allowed to talk about biology classes.”
BOOM.
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Disney doing it right.
honestly my favorite scene in the movie
Thing about this scene.
It contains:
- Anne Hathaway, whose brother is gay, and who once said she’ll know she’s had a successful career when drag queens do Anne Hathaway
- Heather Matarazzo, who is a lesbian
- And Julie Andrews, who is…Julie Andrews
GAY PERFECT STORM
…And every girl is gay for Julie Andrews.
(via ravenwillow)
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3 AM and your phone buzzes. you get a text. it reads, “i messed up. i cut.” you let out a heavy sigh and look outside your window to see another tree gone. when will your friend give up his lumberjack ways
(via the-misguided-companion)
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i specialize in wearing different variations of the same basic outfit every day
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give me a D, give me an O, give me an N, give me an E
i can give you a D
I’ll give you an N and an O
looks like the E is…missing
this is literally the best fucking joke on tumblr oh my gosh
(via gonesherlocking)
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give me a D, give me an O, give me an N, give me an E
i can give you a D
I’ll give you an N and an O
looks like the E is…missing
this is literally the best fucking joke on tumblr oh my gosh
(via gonesherlocking)
